Elevator Stupidity

We all have weird things that bother us. I have many weird things that bother me. One of those things is elevator buttons. Now, I am not talking about elevators in large multistory buildings. Legit elevators and I are cool. I am talking about the stupid wimpy ones that only service two floors. You know, the kind you see at the mall.

I just do not understand why a two floor elevator needs two buttons.

Honestly, does someone get on the first floor and get right back off? I can imagine someone entering an elevator on the first floor, hitting the first floor button, and then walking off the elevator and going on their merry way.



Two buttons are stupid and only lead to people hitting the wrong button and having to stand there like an idiot while the doors open and close again totally embarrassed that they are undoubted being judged an idiot by anyone else on the elevator. (that sentence was super long and awesome) There is only one possible explanation: collusion between the elevator company and the button factory to sell us all buttons that we don't really need!

So lets make this an easy fix for all new elevators from this point on. One button. One button labeled "Not Fucking Here." Because honestly, that is where all of the passengers want to go anyhow, right? Of course, we need to make it PC for all the little kids out there, so I made up a prototype with this in mind.

 
Tell me what you think! I think I could easily make a million dollars, and stick it to the swindling button factory industry.